Jessica Simpson is naked on the cover of April's Elle magazine

Jessica Simpson is naked on the cover of April's Elle magazine, cradling her pregnant belly with one hand and covering her mammary glands with the other. It's a beautiful photo, but we've seen this pose so many times we're kinda over it. (Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair, Britney Spears on the cover of Harper's Bazaar. Yada yada yada.)

In the meantime, Jessica drops a little baby bomb of her own in the issue: She's having a girl. And it sounds like she's hoping that she doesn't give birth to a tomboy.

“I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” she says.

But wait! There's more from Jessica, who apparently has been so busy designing clothes and shoes that she hasn't heard that girls can love sports, too.

She goes on to say that she hopes her baby doesn't - gasp! - catch her fiance Eric Johnson's love of sports.

“Eric is so athletic. We’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping.”